I'm all American

Hi, my name is Ben. I am a Arab-American.

Hi, my name is Ben. I am a Asian-American.

Hi, my name is Ben. I am a Mexican American.


It dosen't really matter what I am, I'm still going to get hired over the white man.

So over the weekend I stopped by my brothers place that he is going to be moving in shortly. We brought a couple things over but mainly just checked the place out. In the basement of this place were some belongings of a previous tenant that had not been picked up yet. You really get to learn a little bit about a stranger by nosing around his stuff. For one, he had what looked to be a brand new punching bag. This made me assume that he probably just got done watching a ultimate fighting marathon on spike tv and went out and bought a punching bag. He probably then hit it ten times, got tired and made a salad. 45 minutes after his healthy salad he realized that salads are not filling and ordered some chicken wings and drank a beer. I also saw a picture of what I am assuming are his parents. I now know that his father has a mean mustache.

I decided that when I move out I am going to leave behind some items so that the next person moving in or whoever cleans it out will form some opinions of me. This is what i have decided to leave behind.


1. The Bible, the Koran, the Book of Morman, and a Harry Potter book.

2. A sealed envelope that says do not open. Inside the envelope will be a piece of poop and a note that says "I told you not to."

3. An autographed picture of Burt Reynolds.

My wife says that my blogs have a formula where I like to list things. Another man had formulas he came up with



I'd probably get hired over him too.