blogging, what could be.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for forums to express who you really are like blogs and myspace. I just would not have that close personal connection with that 11 year old boy in singapore who works in a sweatshop, unless I could read up on him daily in his blog. I can even watch him get flogged through a live webcam for not making his quota of 1,300 shoes for the day. Thank you Ling Ding, I finally have arch support.

Well since I have made a commitment to myself to try to keep up on this blog, it has made me start thinkng about other peoples blogs. Some people use blogs to keep family and friends up to date with what is happening in their lives. Some people use blogs to vent their frustrations. Some people blog because they have no friends to talk to in person... i swear i'm not the latter. Well what about those people who just are not hip enough to have a blog yet? Or what about people who missed out on the blog technology? How will we ever know what is happening in their lives or what they were thinking? Well I have thought about it and this is what I think those individuals would write in thier blogs, if they had one.

ROOMATE WITH A TOYOTA.
REFLECTIONS OF THE HOMELESS GUY LIVING IN BEN'S GARAGE.
SEPT 13 2006.

Hello everyone. Sorry it has taken me so long since my last blog, I cut off my finger and sold it for a bolgna sandwich, typing has not been easy. Ok, you got me, it was a bologna sandwich and crack. Anyway, it has been a very busy couple of weeks for me but I have good news to report. A couple of weeks ago, someone broke into my home and left a couple of bikes in it. I am now able to ride to the other side of town and pee on buildings that I have not gotten a chance to pee on yet. Everything seems to be going well but the unevitable winter is approching fast. That means I will have to bring out the winter shopping cart. Well, the one good thing about winter is people seem to be more generous around the holiday season, they just have a funny way of showing it. Last year a Korean looking guy threw twenty dollars worth of pennies at me as hard as he could. It hurt, but I was still grateful for the money.


I'M JUST NOT INTO JEWISH PEOPLE
CONFESSIONS OF ADOLF HITLER
JULY 8, 1943

Greetings friends. So I'm sure you have been reading all about me lately, I'm quite popular in the press these days. It's funny how you can feel so alone even when you are surrounded by so many people. Sometimes I wish I could just kick back, chill, and have some margaritas with some buddies. Genocide is unfortunatly very time consuming. So I wanted to get some feedback from everyone. Are you into the mustache? To be honest I wanted to grow a Fu Man Chu but it just dosen't grow in except right under my nose. Now it is kind of my signature look but I don't think I am into it. I thought about shaving it and growing some chops but i just don't know. Let me know what you think. Oh yeah, and I've decided to get a swastika tatoo. Do you think it will be more bad ass on my arm or on my back. I was going to get it on my calf, but I thought it would look dumb next to the mickey mouse I already have there. Well I gotta go, i'm going to a book burning in a half hour.

Peace in the middle east,

Adolf.