Me love you blog time

Yes it has been a while since my last post. It just seemed too early, you know, with 9/11 and all.

Today is halloween. At about 6:00 this evening children will be approaching my doorstep holding out bags expecting a delicious treat to be dropped in. I don't think that I am going to drop candy in this year. No, I am not going to be that guy who puts in the apples with razors in it, although hilarious. This year I think I will drop in a little note. A note that reads, " Santa isn't real, I just wanted to give you a heads up."

So as we end October, we begin the thanksgiving season with christmas right behind. I have never really taken the time to think of what i am thankfull for. I am thankful for many things. Yes, everyone is thankful for a home and family, except maybe the homeless guy that lives in my garage. He is probably thankful that he has one of those fancy shopping carts with a calculator on it. Anyway, this year i am going to focus on being thankful for the things that are often overlooked during this holiday. For one, I am thankful that my belly button is an innie and not and outtie. I am thankful that the soft mustache still lives on in the 13 year year old mexicans of the country. I am thankful that it does not burn when I pee. I am thankful Jesus decided to die for our sins instead of making rocking chairs.

I am going to try to do better in updating at least once a week. For some reason a couple weeks of not blogging goes by so quick but a couple weeks until your next paycheck is so slow. Anyway, I need to get ready for those tricker treaters now. Maybe I will do the razors in the apples gag after all. I just wish I could be there to laugh when they take a bite. priceless.